Category: Joke Board
Drinking with a Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the
Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico , our
glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The
Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the
air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the
Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to
drink with the same one twice either.'
The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one
gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
calling for a refill, she says, 'In Canada we have so many illegal aliens
that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
'God Bless Canada
OMG LMFAOOOOO, that's horrible but funny
That's terrible. A bit lame, but it's all right.
Good one and very true in general. Not to shoot them of course, but you know what I mean.